I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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