I have demons in me.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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