these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
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