I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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