Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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