Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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