I can tuck mytits in my pants
I hope mine doesn't look like that
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Randomize
