Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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