My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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