i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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