I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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