what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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