thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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