so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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