we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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