so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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