Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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