is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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