At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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