Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
