i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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