please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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