i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Small penises have feelings too.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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