I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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