You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I cockslap morals
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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