Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
just tell him i said nine months
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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