she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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