Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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