i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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