so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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