phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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