Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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