I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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