Nicole vs. Life
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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