It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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