I heard we made out
I bet he comes in French.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize
