He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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