you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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