There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
time to smoke my breakfast
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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