Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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