David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Randomize
