What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Say something about gay babies.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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