: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
home. puking in laundry basket.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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