she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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