The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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