I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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