And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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