do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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