i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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