She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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