ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
You had me at "let me see your balls"
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