I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Randomize
