does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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