So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
40s are totally the cure
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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